when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I showed him my bush... on skype.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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