We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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