The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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