Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Randomize
