I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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