I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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