You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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