the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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