Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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