awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just cropdusted the office
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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