girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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