you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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