why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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