Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
and she was petting her beer can
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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