She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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