as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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