You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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