Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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