They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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