This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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