How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
