Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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