I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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