ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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