Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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