Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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