I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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