The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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