piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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