is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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