I don't think brook has ever known best
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
She needs sedatives and a leash
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
