their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
He uses pillows to masturbate.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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