we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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