yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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