My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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