Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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