That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
My dick has a subreddit
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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