so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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