idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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