Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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