If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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