One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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