She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
only if we run a train.
done.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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