You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Farmville is her only friend.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
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