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I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Just cropdusted the office
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
