this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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