Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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