just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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