It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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