dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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