It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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