so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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