love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
we're making bets on your personal life
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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