you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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