I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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