So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I don't think brook has ever known best
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
