just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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