She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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