she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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