I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
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