i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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